Church Bulletin Bloopers

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge--Up Yours."

Our Father who art in Heaven

Are you struggling at the moment. Trouble paying the bills, struggling with an illness or looking after the kids? Parents and inlaws doing the token effort and possibly living more for themselves?
Dont worry you have another parent. One who can do so much more than than your earthly parents. Let your real Father lend a helping hand.

Never forget

Knowledge is power

Remember tha man at the Pool of Bethesda. Sometimes I think I feel that way.
" I have no one to help me"

Let me encourage you with THE TRUTH today. You have Jesus Christ pleading for you at the right hand of the Father 24/7. God will not refuse his son.